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Dating can be FUN!

Approaching someone for the first time can be tricky. How do you go about it, what do you say to someone that could be flirty enough but doesn’t come across as creepy or annoying. In a sea full of singles and corny pickup lines, how do you stand out? The usual approach is to just go straight up and say a simple Hello, followed by the usual ‘How are you, what do you like to do for fun’ this kind of conversation can be construed as mundane chitchat right?! It’s 2018 come with the funny and up your dating game!
Push the envelope by striking up a conversation that catches someone off-guard.
I found 7 funny pickup lines that are great icebreakers. Nothing makes for a more interesting conversation starter than a little sassy or dirty birdie talk.
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🤪California classic, everyone has a dog.
“That’s a cute dog, does it have a name and phone number”
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🤪Hit them with a vain comment.
“What’s a smart, good looking person like myself doing without your number…just saying”
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🤪Everyone likes some sort of sweets.
“You’re like ice cream 🍦, even when you’re bad…you’re so Good”
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🤪Slide in to home plate. “You see my friend over there is shy. He asked me to ask you if you think I’m attractive”
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🤪Follow you anywhere comment.
“I’m going on a long walk (extend your hand out) can you hold this?”
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🤪Daredevil “Listen, you are beautiful and honestly that’s the least interesting thing about you”
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🤪Confidence is Everything!
“So, where are you from? Why do I ask such a mundane question you ask? Because you look Amazing and I want to get to know you sincerely”
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MORAL OF THE STORY… Take the chance and approach someone wholeheartedly and with a sense of humor.

Laughing is ALWAYS the best medicine.
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Thanks for reading!

Love, Jessie

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It’s her time to fall in Love!

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REAL CLIENT LOOKING FOR “REAL LOVE”

  • She is described as: Happy, fun, loving, healthy, grateful, successful, vibrant
  • She lives by her “Golden Rules”: Be open-minded, tolerant, non-judgmental, charitable, patient
  • Best quality: Laughs easily
  • Bucket-list destinations: Nantucket, Hamptons, Nova Scotia, Paris, Greece, Austria, Switzerland
  • Last book She read: 7 Habits of Highly Effective People
  • Go to Netflix’s: Game of Thrones, Homeland, Shameless, Damnation, Westworld
  • Favorite comedy of all time: There’s Something About Mary
  • Best advise: “Don’t take any wooden nickels”
  • Food indulgence: Fine chocolate ~ “so good”
  • Favorite cocktail: Lemon drop
  • Favorite meal: Steak dinner
  • Open to dating Men ages: 33-52
  • Relationship Goals: “I want to fall in love and have a family”
  • Qualities She is looking for in a Man: Loving, trustworthy, happy, successful, financially stable, clever, intelligent, thoughtful, sporty, good business sense, good listener and enthusiastic (hopefully about finding love).

Sounds like someone you would like to meet ~ “She” is looking for Serious Suitors Only

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