Approaching someone for the first time can be tricky. How do you go about it, what do you say to someone that could be flirty enough but doesn’t come across as creepy or annoying. In a sea full of singles and corny pickup lines, how do you stand out? The usual approach is to just go straight up and say a simple Hello, followed by the usual ‘How are you, what do you like to do for fun’ this kind of conversation can be construed as mundane chitchat right?! It’s 2018 come with the funny and up your dating game!
Push the envelope by striking up a conversation that catches someone off-guard.
I found 7 funny pickup lines that are great icebreakers. Nothing makes for a more interesting conversation starter than a little sassy or dirty birdie talk.
🤪California classic, everyone has a dog.
“That’s a cute dog, does it have a name and phone number”
🤪Hit them with a vain comment.
“What’s a smart, good looking person like myself doing without your number…just saying”
🤪Everyone likes some sort of sweets.
“You’re like ice cream 🍦, even when you’re bad…you’re so Good”
🤪Slide in to home plate. “You see my friend over there is shy. He asked me to ask you if you think I’m attractive”
🤪Follow you anywhere comment.
“I’m going on a long walk (extend your hand out) can you hold this?”
🤪Daredevil “Listen, you are beautiful and honestly that’s the least interesting thing about you”
🤪Confidence is Everything!
“So, where are you from? Why do I ask such a mundane question you ask? Because you look Amazing and I want to get to know you sincerely”
MORAL OF THE STORY… Take the chance and approach someone wholeheartedly and with a sense of humor.
Laughing is ALWAYS the best medicine.
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I told him, “Offer me something I cannot find in myself.” #lovequotes
Nowadays, so much of social influences lead us or pressure us to be obsessed with the materialism of relationships.
We fuel the misconceptions of relationships and it is so crazy how at times we don’t even realize we are doing this.
The quote above opened discouraging thoughts in my mind about settling and compromising. It reminded me, that I am significant. I am one of a kind. And that I am alive. 💪🏽Be good to yourself first.
***It’s your job to find people who focus on finding love through positive possibilities. A matchmaker is a “Positive Outlet” for finding love and learning how to be “Your Personal Best” in the dating world (you have to be ready for positive changes).
To celebrate Valentine’s Day, the usual dinner-and box of chocolate and or flowers will certainly get the job done this year. But this is your chance to prove your love and show your Valentine just how special they are. In other words, Valentine’s Day calls for something truly elevated, step up your game!
To help you out, we rounded up some inventive, unforgettable, heart-throbbing date ideas in the Los Angeles area (could apply in other area’s, google idea for similar places to go).
Looking for a fun and unique activity for your Valentine’s day date? Escape Room LA is a one-of-a-kind interactive adventure that everyone will love! There’s an Escape Room in LA, clues are tricky, but no special skills or knowledge is required. It’s a Fun Date Night! I’ve done it.
Shopping spree anyone?
Find fun, unique stores, stores that may tell a story —shop locally, I love this fun store on Melrose Ave www.newprofanity.com – funny place to take a date – deep discussions required. Keep strolling together down Melrose Ave or a nice walk through Laguna Beach local shops, if you dare hit the malls. Decide on a set amount of money. You each have 30 minutes to buy something for each other. Whomever picks the best gift wins.
Dance to jazz like it’s the Roaring Twenties
Hit up a local hot Jazz club, make a ’20s-themed evening out of it, time for fun dress up. Gentleman get the chance to bust out your three-piece suits and swanky hats. Ladies get to break out their glitter flapper dresses, make a night of it. Order old fashion drinks and cuddle up to a great night of music and fun. www.catalinajazzclub.com
Make your own art and sip
www.paintandsipstudiola.com Here you bring your own wine—or beverage of choice—and make your most valiant effort at painting a predetermined piece. Though every piece of art is ostensibly based off the same initial artwork, the results are generally wildly different, and quite entertaining.This a great opportunity for you to chat, laugh and get creative with your Valentine’s Day Date.
All around the country, you’ll find more and more movie theaters (like IPIC Theater) that offer the whole package: Drinks, dinner, and, of course, a movie. Talk about getting comfy :-). www.ipictheaters.com/#/home/
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- She is described as: Happy, fun, loving, healthy, grateful, successful, vibrant
- She lives by her “Golden Rules”: Be open-minded, tolerant, non-judgmental, charitable, patient
- Best quality: Laughs easily
- Bucket-list destinations: Nantucket, Hamptons, Nova Scotia, Paris, Greece, Austria, Switzerland
- Last book She read: 7 Habits of Highly Effective People
- Go to Netflix’s: Game of Thrones, Homeland, Shameless, Damnation, Westworld
- Favorite comedy of all time: There’s Something About Mary
- Best advise: “Don’t take any wooden nickels”
- Food indulgence: Fine chocolate ~ “so good”
- Favorite cocktail: Lemon drop
- Favorite meal: Steak dinner
- Open to dating Men ages: 33-52
- Relationship Goals: “I want to fall in love and have a family”
- Qualities She is looking for in a Man: Loving, trustworthy, happy, successful, financially stable, clever, intelligent, thoughtful, sporty, good business sense, good listener and enthusiastic (hopefully about finding love).
Sounds like someone you would like to meet ~ “She” is looking for Serious Suitors Only
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If you didn’t lock down a life partner around 2007, you’ve probably experienced how laughably difficult dating is for SINGLE professionals in our big, yet ever-so-small cities.
It seems nobody wants to settle down. And those who do can be disgruntled and disappointed in the end.
6 reasons why it’s more difficult than ever on the single scene — especially if you’re looking for a relationship.
We don’t have to tell you that social media has been both a blessing and a curse for Singles.
Swiping right and left method. Decisions made on Picture alone… “What is happening to us?”
***Do you find yourself bragging about your Tinder account but yet you are still single… Why? I hear this often….
Have you looked in the mirror- there are HOT girls and HOT guys everywhere… I mean everywhere…. HOW DO YOU MEASURE UP?
Looking for Mr/Ms Perfect- Are you Perfect?:
Expectations to HIGH? Are we all too focused on the “Pic” and not the person?
There’s so much everywhere going on all the time it makes it hard to know where, when and how.
When the Romance is gone those of us with similar high hopes of a serendipitous courtship are usually disappointed.
There is a SECRET to getting better results…Better Results start with a Better You!
Could you be “A BETTER YOU”?
For personalized dating tips, call Jessie at 855-664-4588