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Dating can be FUN!

Approaching someone for the first time can be tricky. How do you go about it, what do you say to someone that could be flirty enough but doesn’t come across as creepy or annoying. In a sea full of singles and corny pickup lines, how do you stand out? The usual approach is to just go straight up and say a simple Hello, followed by the usual ‘How are you, what do you like to do for fun’ this kind of conversation can be construed as mundane chitchat right?! It’s 2018 come with the funny and up your dating game!
Push the envelope by striking up a conversation that catches someone off-guard.
I found 7 funny pickup lines that are great icebreakers. Nothing makes for a more interesting conversation starter than a little sassy or dirty birdie talk.
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🤪California classic, everyone has a dog.
“That’s a cute dog, does it have a name and phone number”
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🤪Hit them with a vain comment.
“What’s a smart, good looking person like myself doing without your number…just saying”
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🤪Everyone likes some sort of sweets.
“You’re like ice cream 🍦, even when you’re bad…you’re so Good”
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🤪Slide in to home plate. “You see my friend over there is shy. He asked me to ask you if you think I’m attractive”
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🤪Follow you anywhere comment.
“I’m going on a long walk (extend your hand out) can you hold this?”
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🤪Daredevil “Listen, you are beautiful and honestly that’s the least interesting thing about you”
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🤪Confidence is Everything!
“So, where are you from? Why do I ask such a mundane question you ask? Because you look Amazing and I want to get to know you sincerely”
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MORAL OF THE STORY… Take the chance and approach someone wholeheartedly and with a sense of humor.

Laughing is ALWAYS the best medicine.
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➡️We are looking for SINGLES for our clients. Please fill out a confidential profile “Let’s see who’s looking for you”💕⬅️
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🔴If you are a match we will complementary set you up🔴
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Thanks for reading!

Love, Jessie

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We Are Recruiting For Love…

We are recruiting for our current Wonderful clients. 

👉🏽We are looking for men ages 35-65
👉🏽We are looking for ladies 25-50
👉🏽It’s Free To JOIN OUR CONFIDENTIAL DATE-A-BASE (Fill out a profile)

 

LIST OF CURRENT CLIENTS WE ARE SEEKING MATCHES FOR:

👉🏽58 yr old Man – Business Owner – non-religious, active, girl next door type

👉🏽50 yr old Man – Business Investor – non-religious, classy, scholar, engaging, International 

👉🏽45 yr old Man – Sales Director – Christian, tall, a little nerdy and funny

👉🏽42 yr old Man – Business Owner – adventure seeker, giving, curious with a strong learning curve

👉🏽63 yr old Man – Newly retired – generous, great cook, loves shopping and wants a true mate

👉🏽52 yr old Man – Lives in Hawaii – College professor, tall, happy, creative and looking for love 

👉🏽29 yr old Woman – Software, sweet, loving, healthy and interested in marriage and kids

👉🏽40 yr old Woman – Real Estate Investor, funny, exciting, great mom and has a heart of gold

👉🏽36 yr old Woman – Lawyer, nice to everyone, smile lights up room, loves sports and family

👉🏽35 yr old Woman – Independent contractor/Real Estate Investor, loves to smile, loves to do flips, loves life

👉🏽58 yr old Woman – Management – Christian, happy, healthy, engaging, smart, open to nuances, laughs easy

👉🏽54 yr old Woman – Business Owner – Christian, lights up a room, giving, charitable, funny, over the top nice

“LET US SEE WHO’S LOOKING FOR YOU”

LOVE, JESSIE 

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